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halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.
There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss
by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010
mugGet the halfpint pissmug.

Piss Fir

(1) One of the Fir tree species of the Pacific Northwest. (2) 1970's and 1980's Northern California slang for an employee of the U.S. Forest Service.
(1) "Don't cut down that Piss Fir, it is a shade tree." (2) "Those Piss Firs made a lot of money during fire season."
by HappyAssArrows July 17, 2022
mugGet the Piss Firmug.

piss tree

A tree on Towles Rd in Wilmington, NC that’s owned by the prestigious Gurganus family, that you boss on when you get aggressive gassing liquor and beers
Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.
by Dstew1024 December 21, 2017
mugGet the piss treemug.

Posh Piss

The act of a male sitting to pee, ending in a poop 50% of the times.
- Why did you took so long in the toilet?

- I took a posh piss to rest my legs a bit.
by wellffshit August 24, 2017
mugGet the Posh Pissmug.

Stay pissed

by E-ManKroll March 7, 2021
mugGet the Stay pissedmug.

piss orb

a small yellow sphere around the size of a tennis or gold ball made of piss. may or may not give one abilities or other changes if consumed and may or may not have sentience in some cases.

in a discord server called funky folks. the original image of the piss orb is of a yellow orbee sitting on a veteran server member's hydrophobic sheets. the original² image of the piss orb is zoomed in on the orb with the sheets erased.
if you eat a piss orb, you'll die of piss poisoning. so don't do it!!!!!! ignore the talking piss cat. don't eat it.
by the other fergie March 15, 2022
mugGet the piss orbmug.

Piss Gremlin

A little shit who crawls into your life, no matter how many exterminators you call, you can’t get rid of it
by robloxsex22 April 9, 2022
mugGet the Piss Gremlinmug.

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