Dead Mans Stand

When you know youre so utterly fucked in a strategy game, you dont even move your units in utter defeat, and watch your units get slaughtered.

Player: Holy shit...I literally cant do anything to stop this.
Opponent: he knows hes fucked, looks like hes gone into a Dead Mans Stand

by Ryanblox September 23, 2020

dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.

- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."

by austinhaws October 18, 2008

dead presidents day

Pay day

Finally my favorite day of the week, dead presidents day.

by gorge washingtons October 11, 2011

Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

Dead Money DLC

A dlc in the game Fallout New Vegas that is only started from going to a creepy BOS bunker. The DLC will cause a bomb collar to be strapped to your neck from a crazed man named Father Elijah. Forcing you to work together with a Super Mutant, a mute, and a cheater. Working with these deadly victims to open a vault filled with gold in the Sierra Madre Casino. However this casino is only guarded by ghost-gas-masked-mutated workers that like to throw spears and use bear traps. Unknown anything about them because they don't speak at all. This crazy old man will trick you and the rest of your collared-buddies to work together to get the gold. Typically one collared-friend dying will lead to your collar exploding as well. Not to mention invincible holograms that can laser you in this dlc. Also any weapon you had on you is now gone until you complete the DLC. Stealing all the gold and keeping it away from Father Elijah is hard. Because getting there isn't the hard part... it's letting go.

Friend: Hey did you play the Dead Money DLC?
Me: Yeah...
Friend: I can't seem to get the gold bars from the casino.
Me: Well its more of just-letting go...

by TexasRed May 23, 2019

Dead lighter syndrome

When your "lighter" is dead af and there is not a "store" open to go get one even if you had a ride. So you want to smoke do badly but there's no possible way no "lighter" no stove or toaster either therefore your left a with DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME.

THAT GUY YEAH THAT GUY HE HAS DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME HAVE HE AIN'T SMOKING NOTHING!

by Snowflakebaby February 26, 2018

Living Dead Dolls

A unique series of "dead" dolls created by Ed Long and Damien Glonek. The dolls come with their own name, look, accessories and even a death certificate, explaining in a clever poem how the doll met its fate. The first to be made in the series was Sadie, the little murderess clad in black, who is still very popular and was also made as a dead schoolgirl. Following her were the zombie Posey, the evil bunny Eggzorcist, the undead schoolboy Damien, and the crimson-clad devil girl Sin. There are currently twelve series.

I am the proud owner of Chloe, the first doll in series twelve.

Chloe's death certificate:

"Claustrophobically confined six feet under
Chloe couldn't move and started to wonder
'If I'm stuck down here, will I survive?'
It was then she knew she was buried alive."

If you like creepy things and don't scare easy, visit the Living Dead Dolls website.

by iloveldds July 25, 2007