shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu

shut the front door!

by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023

knock on some doors

When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.

Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.

by ppwned May 13, 2021

door children

children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.

Betty: John I think someone outside the door.

John: No Betty does are just the door children.

by cuban1234 December 30, 2008

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016

Back Door Slider

When you sneak up behind your friend and put your hand in their pocket and grab their junk.

Dom threw Jake a nasty Back Door Slider last night.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 19, 2021

School Door Bell

School doorbells.

Simply put it, we all hate them...

You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...

Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!

by Edward2009 September 10, 2025

Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.

Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"

by bachoochoo June 26, 2024