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Safety Guy

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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Toogh guy

A Gen X/middle aged man of blue collar background who spends his afternoons at sports bars drinking, watching sports, and trying to act like a tough guy to everyone around him. Usually gets into altercations at the bar over said sports game. What makes the toogh guy interesting and an oxymoron is that despite acting like a jerk to other guys at the bar or in public is that he will often be seen appeasing and groveling to women in his life.

Toogh guys will often be divorced and forced to pay alimony to their ex-wives and often times they will happily do it and make all form of excuses and mental gymnastics to justify it not being so bad.

The favorite phrase of the toogh guy is “it is what it is” when describing the pathetic state of his marriage and/or life to someone in a attempt to cope with his pitiful existence. The toogh guy is often seen hitting on and simping for the younger female bartenders and often times is deluded in thinking he has a chance with them or that they like them. Some toogh guys even get jealous of other men at the bar getting overly sweet with their favorite bartender and will try and act tough with or cock block said guy.

Toogh guys love talking about how chivalrous they are to women or lying about having better jobs titles than they actually have (like being a federal agent or retired fire fighter) and constantly express how women should be protected at all costs, often times in front of women so they can appease them or try to impress them.
Bro Dylan’s dad is such a typical Gen X toogh guy. He literally bragged to me at the bar the other night about how he has to pay alimony to his ex-wife and then lied about being a federal agent. Afterwards he got in my face for talking sweet to the bartender that usually serves him.
by CMartel15 December 18, 2022
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The Fry Guy

A fictatious person who only exists in the mind of the satisfied customer.
How are your fry's? Is the fry guy working?
by DaSpo May 21, 2019
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guy fishing

an act of ogling and looking for hot dudes in a public place. a great fun activity to do with your girl gang.
Slut 1 : What should we do after shopping
Slut 2 : We can go guy fishing in the Men's section

Slut 1 : Hell yes, bitch!
by kgappa January 22, 2019
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Meal Guy

the guy you call up when you're single and in desperate need of getting ate out, cause you know he'll always do it
omg I am dying for someone to just rip off my pants and eat me out right now. I'm gonna call my meal guy
by God'sServant October 25, 2017
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Balls guy

Someone who really has guts and is a boss that can walk into any room and still be a boss . Someone who doesn’t give a fuck abt anything and wears shades everywhere
Yooo, that’s a balls guy right there , you saw the way everyone turned their head when he walked in the room ? damn
by Bacon Kethan June 27, 2019
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Guy Flight

When a company that was filled with men starts getting flooded with women, and all the talent starts leaving due to the headache of dealing with them, or from HR complaints filed against the real talent.
More and more chicks are starting to work here - you know guy flight is about to ensue.
by Cal Dirty July 2, 2022
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