desert stick

A chapped d**k

Put Lotion on your desert stick.

by Anonomiss December 20, 2013

Shit on a Stick

Having a very high opinion of one's self. More vulgar than "hotshot".

She thinks she's shit on a stick, but she's really just shit on a splinter.

by Funny-German December 26, 2020

Swizzle sticking

The act of shoving a swizzle stick or similar object down an erect penis urethra, for enjoyment and or sexual pleasure: also know as cock stuffing,

I hurt my penis as I rolled over, I forgot I was swizzle sticking the night before and had left it in

by Paulcan2 March 23, 2021

The Coke Stick

The act of sticking your penis into cocaine, and then having someone snort the cocaine off of it.

Snorting cocaine off of a penis is called The Coke Stick.

by AmberLastname June 8, 2016

Joy Sticking

When a man's dominate hand/arm hurts after whacking for too long, he uses his other hand/arm, to finish the job, however resulting in your dick moving in all sorts of directions like a joystick.

Man: "Dude the other night I was polishing the ole water spicket for 30 solid minutes and my arm gave out, so I attempted to use the other...but it just kept moving around!"

Other man:" I bet you were "joy sticking" huh?"

by Go To Church September 14, 2014

Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.

Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick

by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020

Stick Dick

When you have a girlfriend, crush, or significant other that talks about doing sexual things but is to scared to do them. They will talk it up and get their partner excited and then chicken out. This is the tease and it makes your penis erect in the process. This type of tease is not a fun tease but is instead a way of torture to the male in the relationship.

You are really going to do that. Leave me with a stick dick, really?

by Barneythesavior. January 9, 2020