You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

The Salad Gang

The salad gang is a group of streamers/influencers. In this group is Karl Jacobs, Tina kitten, Corpse husband, BrookeAB, Emma Langevin, 5up, and Sykunno.

I love The Salad Gang so much!

by QuacksLove January 26, 2022

Project Salad

A project salad is a salad made by black people which consist of Ham,Bacon,Eggs,Chicken Necks, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Peppers, Pig ears, Ribs.

Look at Nicki Minaj eating a project salad it looks good asf.

by Ja<3 March 25, 2022

Salad Bowl

The pre-flush remnants of a bowel movement when you have a vegetable-rich diet.

Someone left a salad bowl in the Men’s Room.

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022

Pimp Salad

A phrase used to explain how cool/intense something is.

"Did you notice that Opie grew a few inches?"
"Yeah, that's totally Pimp Salad!"

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Taco Salad

A lesbian reach around.

Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021