Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018

Aliens are real but votes aren't

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.

Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️

by Lemmon December 16, 2020

A great white shark (real!)

Ezrah dont look outside

There is a great white shark (real!)

by gayfaggnuts April 30, 2022

no u isn't a real comback

Changed my mind

it means that no u isn't a real comback so you can't say no u

by S3mper December 12, 2018

aldar joint real estate.

aldar joint real estate.

aldar joint real estate.

by aldar joint real estate. November 6, 2015

Real Life Jim and Pam

Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.

Example:

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

by RiceAndRecordStores August 29, 2018

Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.

Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop

by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023