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noticeable penis line

A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?

Person 2: his what?

Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.

Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants

Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
by Snowky96 January 10, 2023
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Line Marking

When you need to take a shit on a suburban/city street and you wipe your ass on the ground
It was a rough walk into work this morning, i came across some fresh line marking the homeless man did near the coffee shop
by Benshairynipples January 12, 2023
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Good pick up lines

you must be from Tennessee cuz your the only ten i see.
by doctorcluck April 11, 2023
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diddler's line

Point of no return, where someone's sexual fetishes or preferences become unethical, either by violating the consent of an adult or by violating someone who can not give informed consent.
They had gotten to a point of no return, to cross the diddler's line would mean to violate every ethical norm one could think of.
by Conn Ó Cuinn May 1, 2023
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the kiwi line

a line of being near cancelled

named after the infamous KiwiJoe
person 1: the september 11th incident was not all bad

person 2: you're walking the kiwi line
by waffelix May 4, 2023
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bottomish line

What a beaurcrat and/or politician does when the bottom line isn't in the right place, they just move it.
We tired to balance the books but the closest we got was a bottomish line.
by Mondojava August 22, 2023
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French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt
Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?
by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023
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