Fun size activities

Something only a short person would do ( they have to be lovely

You and your fun size activities…

by The Understandable taker July 30, 2023

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Fun

Being in pain every day for the last week knowing full-well that if I was getting credit for A.I. I could see a chiropractor. Shitting jet-black turds and being able to do nothing about it. Wooo! Boy oh boy I'm glad I didn't murder any kids or rape any women yet! Never too late to start I guess.

Hym "Oh, wow pain is fun. I guess I'll just do what the leftists want and just sit here and wait for them to talk about how we need universal healthcare... And then nothing happens.... And then I don't get healthcare because I can't afford it myself... But it's fine because if everyone else doesn't get it... I don't need it... And then I should definitely just sit here and suffer and not ever murder your kids... That's a good plan and the rest of you are entitled to that as a matter of convenience.... I'm not entitled to anything though UP TO AND INCLUDING the byproducts of my own mind... And I have to feel super duper bad when your kids die..."

by Hym Iam February 3, 2024

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Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

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