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matthew whittimore

A kinda cool guy, hates school and plays a lot of video games. usually has a pet such as a dog, lizard, or cat.
matthew whittimore is a dick head
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Matthew Howarth

A very hot-headed male. Often wastes time yelling at unassuming people who are innocent and embarrasses himself. Is a science simp.
random: *gets super angry for no. reason and wont shut up*
onlooker: "wow that guy is such a Matthew Howarth"
by mattthebatxxx October 12, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*
by anonymous March 8, 2019
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matthew

matthews the human version of garfield (he is orang)
by ahmeds_huge_penis September 8, 2022
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Maura and Matthew

Maura and Matthew work good together, they are your super power couple. They never let you down and if you let them out from your sight, they will let the party begin. Maura and Matthew are lovers they love each other. They are each other's #1 priority. Maura and Matthew will get married and have a family together. They are your friends that are attached to each other.
Omg have you heard about Maura and Matthew?! They're so freaking cute!
by Cookiexmonstax November 25, 2017
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Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed
“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head
by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018
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Matthew

A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.
Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew
by BoatMo February 18, 2020
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