“Hey Danny can u come help me open this jar in the kithen” “oh what you can’t do it yourself mark ass nigga?”
by Merveille2wicked December 4, 2023

by areyoumarta October 7, 2013

A dim-wit whos a bit slow in the thinking department. Very imaginative and can never tell a story the same way twice. It is impossible for Mark to cook anything other than toast and a coffee, tho it takes over an hour.
Person 1: Did Mark make you a coffee yet
Person 2: No not yet, should we do it instead?
Person 1: Thats Mark for ya
Person 2: No not yet, should we do it instead?
Person 1: Thats Mark for ya
by Woofwoof123 September 10, 2022

by xiaodeptus November 9, 2021

by Masonmessi10 January 13, 2017

"No it's fine don't worry, what's up are you alright?" three seconds later, "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
don't be like Mark.
don't be like Mark.
by tytheart1st January 29, 2023
