Kyle

Kyle's are special, they may drink too much monster and they may also punch a lot of drywall, but Kyle's are really good friends and good listeners and really shy but sexy but also like to keep their emotions to themselves. They also smoke a lot of weed.

Girl #1: Oh theres Kyle, maybe we should go talk to him
Girl #2: No he's got 2 monsters next to him, we should talk to him later

by kyledenton November 23, 2021

Kyle

The one homie to snitch and sips energy drink playing fortnite all day.

Boy: Kyle chill on that mother fucking fortnite marathon you bitch.
Kyle: *Sips Energy drink*

by Branman sam May 11, 2021

Kyle Templeton

The actual definition of, the test of time. Typically a Kyle Templeton has survived through many historic moments. Walking relic of knowledge. The original dinosaur tamer.

If immortality was a person, it would be Kyle Templeton.

by Gohydro December 21, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is short asf and very dumb hes not funny and hes fucking adopted he has no friends and a micro penis

Girl:oh no its Kyle hes short and has a small dick

Kyle:hey ladies im gay

by ohiosigma123 December 13, 2023

Kyle

A guy who loves hurting himself after a few white claws.

Wow, Altreuter was a real Kyle last night.

by Not Jared S June 23, 2022

kyle

motherfucker unlimited (in a bad way)

believes ducks can't fly (kyle)

by i knowing March 7, 2022

Kyle

A guy that is neurodivergent and is gay. A man that makes sex jokes and is funny (maybe?),probably obsessed with among us jokes and draws the most weirdest but funny shit. Kyle's are usually found in a house or anywhere. But the worse place they can hang out in is Twitter..But to be honest,that Kyle may be gay and stuff but he's there for you no matter what and is a great friend lol

"Wow look at that guy! He's such a Kyle."
"Lmao ikr"

by DingusFongus July 3, 2022