by Kyle Stalla October 17, 2008

Kyle is the best fucking person you will EVER MEET. he's so funny and loveable despite him only joking about sex. he has the cutest squishy thighs ever. AND HES SO LITTLE AND COOL. Kyles always get a bad rep from the stereotype that all Kyle just listen to soad and drink monster, but if you ever meet a kyle give him some love (and a monster).
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by Gregpussytugger December 2, 2018

Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most handsome man in the entire world. He is so very sweet, loving, and caring. He will roast anyone out of love and is not afraid to make anyone laugh. Any girl would be beyond lucky to be with him because he would treat her like a princess. His personality will light up a room and put anyone into a good mood. Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most amazing perfect boyfriend you could ever imagine and would do anything to make you smile.
by 10.4rubberducky December 6, 2018

The definition of him. He is simply a man amongst boys when he steps out one the field. Kyle fears no meer mortal and strives for only excellence. When you think of Kyle you get a sense of fear in your balls and you begin to run away from the thought of Kyle’s pure awesomeness. Kyle has no time for ladies even though all of the babes want him (including Brady and Dylan’s girls).When kyle wakes up he pisses excellence with his 15 inch morning wood. Kyle…. is….. him.
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by Fuzzy_Bee_ January 26, 2023
