Kyle is a man who’s good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.
Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.
His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.
His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle
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Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is a good liar. A major theif, He'll steal your kids piggy bank if he had the chance. Could be smart but chooses not to be. Fueled by anger and ignorance he sees himself as a self righteous. Do not give a Kyle your heart, he will toy with it. a major man whore. Complete fuck boy. Probably has some wide array of VDs. He likes to have fun at other people's expense, will laugh when you are at your worst. He needs everyone to like him. Has multiple women strung along at the same time. Can be found sexting all the time. Can never keep it in his pants. Can't seem to keep friends or girlfriends as he doesn't work well with other people. Mood swings on the daily. He can go from calm to angry in a minute. Hates being hurt physically, it makes him mad. A dumbass who doesn't know right from wrong. He'll even screw over his own family. Kyle can be creepy when he takes things too far. Makes all the dirty jokes and has a fucked up sense of humor. A real jerk. Huge ego and bad at spelling. Talks like a child. Thinks he's a gangster. Claims to know gangs and constantly using empty threats to to send 50 men to your door if you so much as look at him wrong. Kyle is always in fights, usually because he started it. He hated rules or authority. Dresses at times to pretend he has class. That's just because he's cocky and narcissistic. If that's not enough he's also a dead beat. Running away from all his problems. Doing ever drug he can get his hands on.RUN FAR AWAY FROM A KYLE.
by DoingBetterthanyou July 18, 2020
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Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is Kyle. Kyle has eyes and a nose with 2 functioning nostrils. He's got it all. Kyle is my friend and Kyle is a hater. He is also a massive nerd. Love ya kyle also Kyle is a jedward Stan
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Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is a confident person, a lot of people can like him. But if his heart gets broken his mentality might get low. At School he is very smart and will help anyone that needs help.
Person 1: Do you know where Kyle is? I need to ask him a question.
Person 2: Oh he is at Person 17's desk helping them.
Person 2: Oh he is at Person 17's desk helping them.
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