Jake tinta

A person who procrastinates and thinks they are top dog when truly a schmen

"your being a jake tinta again"

by Blondyy November 11, 2009

jakes opinion

thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).

jake-"i win these love battles so easily"

(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)

by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011

Jake My Snane

When a woman puts her hands on a mans raging boner and then proceeds to Jake.

This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live

who thinks he's good.

I went to the club and I met this girl and she jake my snane alll night long.

by brainsofgod October 20, 2010

Jake Coren

When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.

I walked in on my Nan the other day during a Jake Coren with the tv remote up her pussy

by Nosneb1 October 19, 2010

Jake friedman

A very annoying ginger kid with no friends

Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair

Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman

by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011

Jake Brotis

A huge Flaming fag who loves cock in his mouth. Also loves making mom jokes.

Everyone in San Fransico is a Jake Brotis

by Jakes Gay November 1, 2010

Jake Out

While playing Texas Hold'em, it is the act of folding before the flop for a small bet ($1-$2) then getting a winning hand on the flop. Usually it is a full house or better.

I can't believe he folded a Jack/Seven suited when 3 sevens came out on the flop. That was a real jake out...

by Jeff Boy RD April 14, 2013