jacob

Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts

Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)

by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 11, 2019

Jacob

An obese man in high school

Did you see Jacobs fat ass today

by Coooooolgary February 1, 2022

Jacob

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.

Yo have you seen Jacob play today?

by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020

Jacob

jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks

me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

jacob

Yo whats good mane

hey jacob, yo whats good maneeee

by yo mane May 29, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

Jacob+Alexa

The love between these two is unbreakable. Anyone who comes between them will instantly be shattered into a million pieces from their own intense love affairs.

Alexa “hi Jacob”
Jacob “Jacob+Alexa lawd have mercy I’m about to bust”

by Coochiecatcher24 March 30, 2021