dinosaur shaped world is real!

this is what the earth is shaped like. if you disagreeeee i will do swear word
swearword is not good
i writed this in school

the earth is shaped like a dinosaur
isnt it velociraptor?
shut the fuck up
dinosaur shaped world is real!

by multi retarded boy October 5, 2020

Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.

Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop

by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023

Aliens are real but votes aren't

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.

Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️

by Lemmon December 16, 2020

The pain in my heart is real

Somthing shuichi saihara said in trial 6 of danganronpa v3 to let everyone know he’s broken and emo

“Even if were all fiction… the pain in my heart is real”

by The baby ibuki squeezed out May 3, 2021

Hi I am not real

When somebody says that they are not real

Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 1, 2022

A great white shark (real!)

Ezrah dont look outside

There is a great white shark (real!)

by gayfaggnuts April 30, 2022

RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.

Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

by Beezy Whyte May 25, 2022