too much internet for today

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

by lakalakaboomboom October 17, 2020

hyper internet fail disease

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.

My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 17, 2013

You can't beat the Internet

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.

Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.

by Lolquoi February 21, 2011

The Real Meanings of Internet Words

haha = Genuinely funny
hahaha = Really laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH = Holy shit that was funny.

lol = Couldn't care less.
lolk = Yes (looks at you weirdly)

What are the The Real Meanings of Internet Words

Knock Knock Joke = lol
Someone rambles and you type = lolk

by MDubs and RDubs November 16, 2010

I deleted your internet

Words moms say after deleting the Internet Explorer shortcut on the desktop.

Mom: Clean your room!
Me: Maybe later.
Mom: Clean it or...
Me: I don't care
Mom: *walks up to the computer and deletes the IE shortcut* I deleted your internet, if you clean your room I'll call tech support to turn it back.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

Unholy Trinity of Philippine Internet

The local Filipino version of the Internet's unholy trinity. Unlike the original, these consist of 1 photo and 2 videos. In able to ready yourself to be part of Philippine twitter, you need to see all of these, so that you will able to transform into an ultimate Jaded internet user for Filipino dark humor. Just mind that it cannot be unseen, and it will stay on your mind forever.

The following are the unholy trinity:

1. Prettyboi - Asshole photo of an infamous Filipino twitter porn creator that became sensational. This is after his enemy in a twitter fight reveals that he puts lipstick on his asshole so that it will be look good at the camera.

2. Mutya bakit green? (Mutya why green), a video of a tranny having sex in a grassland during the night. Her friend, is the one taking the video while coaching her to perform better. After her top cums inside her, the videographer focus the camera to her asshole, in which a green colored cum was caught dripping from the hole.

3. Go Janna Mae! - A video of a group of trannies making turn to be pounded by a lone clueless redneck. The other trannies who are waiting for their turn are cheering for one particular tranny named Janna Mae.

1. Wanna try the alter culture? you need to be babtize first by looking at the three unholy trinity of Philippine Internet.

2. I saw an unholy trinity, I can't unsee...

by LeCarl302 February 13, 2021

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022