dogs chasing cars

to state when one of your friends is scoping some hot talent, but doesnt have a clue

eg "no-one knows why hes chasing it, and he wouldnt have a clue what to do with it if he caught it"

dude, i was cheking that one ver there, whoa.. id spank that til september!

seriously, man... dogs chasing cars

by anonymous user 157 April 27, 2008

car park karaoke

Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob

We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

Stop the car Jon

The act of requesting a sudden halt to any activity or journey currently being undertaken.

Derived from the sporadic, and often fervent, requests of Edmund III to randomly stop a vehicle in transit in order to test its 0-60 prowess.

"Woah ... Stop the car Jon ... does anyone know where we left Marky boy?"

by J Slater Esq. May 9, 2005

Compton Car Wash

Sexual act involving multiple black men ejaculating on one female's face or body, most often followed by the men rubbing their sperm on the girl's face with their penises.

"Hey Winston, wanna come over tonight? That ho bag Jenna will be over tonight, and she wants the Compton Car Wash!"

by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009

Dirty Bumper Car

When a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have sex with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like bumper cars

After an insane night at the bar, Bob Combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly shit all over his man pubes. Bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. Ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty bumper car.

by Bob Combo November 17, 2010

long car rides

The place to want to relax for 10 minutes then kill yourself the next 7 hours

"Oh my god i love long car rides."

"Please kill me now i have a long car ride."

by Theguinessgirl June 13, 2014

Jessie Car

A nickname for a girl named Jessica.
Can be mixed up with different types of transport to form Jessie Van, Jessie Bike, Jessie-go-round, wherever the mood takes you.

Carl: Hey Jessie Car!

Jessica: No, it's Jessie Hearse today. A relative died.

by thewordmeister<3 January 4, 2010