How to Get Bitches 101

if u wanna get get bitches Lemme give u some advice

1-touch grass(the most important)

2-Take i shower(i know this is gonna be ur first but it feels great)

3-walk outside chin high and your boutta see them bitches rolling in(dont forget the drip and colgne)

If this fails u prob have down syndrome or u is 5'2

i knew u would be searching up How to Get Bitches 101

by urlocaladvicegiver101 October 20, 2025

And how do you know...

Okay... So you think you did THAT... By doing THIS to me...

Hym "And how do you know... That THIS... Is not what the church is doing... To YOU? God you're dumb! How do you not see the parallel there? You are doing all this... And YOU THINK... That other people aren't already doing that... Except to you?"

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

how yao seng

A cold guy who rarely smiles. But when he does, the whole world lights up.

A really good-looking, cute kind of guy.

A type of guy we would want as our husband. Definitely husband material.

‘Look at that guy! He’s so how yao seng!’

by Eyrwa December 28, 2017

Ruey How

An extremely handsome individual. Great at games and sex. Loves to prey on friend's sister. Oh yea and enjoys eating

Hi. Ruey how is nice

by Mah wee chong November 22, 2021

how are you moving

A question asking what are your intentions

"How are you moving?"

by Colmcille January 6, 2024

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

How to sneeze

Take a deep breath and hope that you sneeze.

I can't sneeze to save me life, mother.

Mother, teach me how to sneeze.

by Knittin' peep May 21, 2019