dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like to you that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump

Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma March 10, 2013

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Meme dump

A large amount of memes 7- unlimited

Tommy is so fucking annoying with is meme dumps in the group chat

by Cannibal melons December 6, 2016

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Herald Dump

The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.

I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.

by Flipside786 April 6, 2024

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Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.

Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

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Dump truffle

The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.

After exhausting sex, I took a dump truffle on her large breasts as she slept.

by The_Friendly_Faitheist January 2, 2017

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