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Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.
Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."
by anonymous April 27, 2022
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We Don't Talk About Endella

A common phrase on the TraumaSMP Minecraft server. Usually only said when Endella is mentioned.
"We Don't Talk About Endella."
by Endella March 27, 2022
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you don't wanna fuck with me

You don't wanna fuck with me is a slang word from Tupac music "My ambition is a ridah"
by Lpoiuytrewq August 22, 2022
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don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.
Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*
by cumsquad January 8, 2023
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Don't have any attention to pay

When you don't care for anybody and that you've gotten increasing frustioning.
Why should I pay attention when I don't have any attention to pay?
by Shooting God February 22, 2019
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