Definator

A noun given to someone who will definately make an occurance happen.

I will be the definator of this plan.

by discombobulatedknome July 24, 2011

definition-slam

To use a word in a way that someone believes you can not, only for you to be proved correct by definition.

A: I don't think you can use 'digitally' that way.
A: *checks dictionary*
A: Huh. You totally can. Alright then.
B: YOU JUST GOT DEFINITION-SLAMMED.

by kanga7 November 20, 2012

Daving

To dave. Present tense of dave. Daved(past tense)

Daving someone is when you have a girl over and she gives you a blow job. You blow your load in her mouth without warning and kick her out of your room so that she has to sleep in the living room on your futon, cold and without any covers. That is the definition of "daving" someone.

by Beardedcap July 30, 2013

definitional

The word 'definition' as used by those devoid of all human logic, emotion or reasoning. Usually people who have worked in a basement office too long, or were hired because of the size of their breasts.

What does that mean, in definitional terms?

by wildcard5050 October 30, 2013

Definifiniliate

A person who has attempted suicide at least 2 or more times, but each time has been -literally- prevented by God, a deity, or some higher power.

Often the higher power will either allow the person who has made the attempt to live without any harm, or force them to live with terrible pain from their injury.

Also a song by the North Georgia Doom/Sludge/Stoner Metal band, Alabama Church Fire.

Note: sometimes the devil will override the decision of the higher power, and will take the life -and the soul- of the being that had previously attempted the suicide. In this case, a person who has attempted suicide can, at any time in their life, instantaneously die.

Kurt Cobain is not a definifiniliate because he died due to his attempt. Frank Sinatra is a definifiniliate because he made several attempts and never died due to divine intervention.

by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013

definition refuser

when you send a definition to a publisher and it gets refused for no reason

you:I'm going to send a new word to urban dictionary.........urban dictionary responds:we have decided not to publish your word..........you respond:those fucking bastards at urban dictionary refused another of my words for no reason the editor can suck the jolly green giants cock till he bust's definition refuser

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

Daving

The act of or ability to talk at a low volume and constant tone without anyone being aware that you are talking. Usually in a rambling fashion whilst being on a slant or becoming more slanty.

The more drunk Kelly became last night the more she started daving.

Or

'Kelly was really daving last night.

by Wellwellwellhotsailourboy February 23, 2014