Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.
Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3
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Get the gay child and parents mug.Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.
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Get the Child mug.What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.
person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!
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This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.
And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.
He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.
And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.
He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!
Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
by Dairo11 October 22, 2022
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