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Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"
Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible
by AsianFetus January 26, 2023
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Let's Go Brandon

A metaphor used by morons, that has no idea what a metaphor is. When someone famous says something that doesn't make it a metaphor.
Let's Go Brandon "Fuck Joe Biden." Get real! Just say Fuck Joe Biden you damn cultist!
by Antifia January 27, 2023
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Brandon

Being a badass and not giving a fuck about being badass.
Brandon: I just got the world-record time for a track in The Crew 2
Me: Just pullin' a Brandon over there, are ya?
by MewForce January 30, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon! An astonishing guy that you will fall in love with guy or girl. Into lightskins majority of the time. Can do a lot for his height, strong fingers. If you run into a Brandon make sure you do the most (only girls)
Brandon is so hot and needs sum brains rn⁉️
by Imrllyheem29 February 11, 2023
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Brandon Boston

Brandon Boston is the most handsome young man to walk this earth. Brandon Boston is literal perfection and no one will have his level of greatness at the end of the day.
by vhs_hoopers February 12, 2023
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BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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