Band

A place in middle and high school where cults are formed, friendships (and instruments) made and broken, and the source of the band director's greatest pride (but also their least favorite place in the world).

Band kid: hey, I'm going to the band room during lunch. Wanna join?
Non-band kid: sure

*enters band room*

Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*

by toastyum May 2, 2023

Bands

10 $100 bills, otherwise $1000 (x the desired amount)

MrBeast gave away an average of a few bands to individuals in his community.

by jimldoe May 10, 2023

Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.

"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"

by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023

Gen Z Band Kid

A "Gen Z Band Kid" is someone with a outdated sense of humor, or someone with the humor of a Gen Z Five Year Old

Your such a band kid, no a Gen Z Band Kid

by Kennonical October 2, 2023

bandy band

Defined by popular bands in the early 2000’s ,
a Bandy Band is a band which is heavily invested in looking & acting like a band. They usually play their own instruments, and are sometimes manufactured similar to a boyband.

Remember bandy bands? like :
The Strokes
The Libertines
Razorlight
Kings of Leon

Kaiser Chiefs
Arctic Monkeys

Kasabian

…. to name only a few!

by Jaytecx October 5, 2023

I don’t like the band Palaye Royale

I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.

I don’t like the band Palaye Royale.

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023

Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020