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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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Anime nerd

A person who watches anime in moderation while also not being a disgusting filthy weeabo or otaku, and what these guys also do is they ACTUALLY take showers unlike weebs, oh and also they don’t fantasize about Japan being the one and all mighty country and does not wish they are Japanese and disrespect there own nationality, race, and dignity
I talked to a Anime nerd and he showed me not all people who like anime are disgusting filthy weebs
by I hate weebs July 13, 2020
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Party animals

Party animals are idiots that support a problematic criminal called Bryce Hall which is sooo ugly and disgusting.He and his fandoms always say the n word and hurt innocent people.
Party animals are the worst fandom ever.
by Nooooooooobs July 22, 2020
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Party animals

Party animals are idiots who support a problematic criminal which is Bryce Hall.He and his fandom always say the n word and bully innocent people.They need to be cancelled.
Party animals are the worst fandom ever.
by Nooooooooobs July 22, 2020
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Anime

Anime is made from the Japanese culture Anime fans are called Weeb’s and Otaku’s
by Puke boi 🖤 July 28, 2020
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Ana’s Animations

A popular YouTube and TikTok animator. She can never decide on which hoodie to draw, sadly.
Look, there’s Ana’s Animations! Which one of her 92848 hoodies is she wearing today?!
by pogmaster77 August 11, 2020
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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
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