You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Shake Your Salad

What a man or woman says when trying to pick up someone.

Hey girl, don't forget the ranch when you shake your salad!

by ShowMeYourTD’s May 3, 2023

Salad shooter

The act of shitting thy brains out from ingesting bad food

Man I had a terrible salad shooter last night.

by The atomic cornbread October 14, 2020

Salad dressing

Lettuce lube

Guy 1: hey pass the lettuce lube
Guy 2: you mean salad dressing?
Guy 1: lettuce lube

by GUYS WHERES MY DICK May 30, 2025

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

Salad Milk

When you make a large portion of salad and don't eat it all, and then seal it. Then after a day or so condensation forms and the ingredients release more water. This is often a white milky liquid that can be drained off before eating the salad - this is salad milk.

"I'll be with you in just a mo, I'm just milking yesterdays salad"

"you aren't going to throw away all that salad milk are you? Its very nutritious especially from cheesy salads!"

by Stellarator January 23, 2023