history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.
When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.
by FlyingBrain March 27, 2012
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cunty dump

The name you give to someone that is being an asshole over online games. Particularly Overwatch. Most cunty dumps can be found being sweaty tryhards in every game you play. Even if you play Uno, a cunty dump will find a way to be sweaty.
Dude, quit being such a cunty dump!
by Asteroid47 May 07, 2019
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Gambling Dump

Spending an unrealistic time in the toilet under the proviso of going for a dump, but actually using the time to monitor a bet that may require a cash-out at any time.
Where’s Steve? He’s been ages?

If he’s gone for a gambling dump again, I’ll kill him.
by JamesTheFox October 13, 2019
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cheetoh dump

When your turds fly out of you ass with such velocity that they curl around your sphincter and break off, creating a bowl full of small brown cheetoh-like turds.
"I just took a cheetoh dump, the toilet was full of brown curls!"
by TylerR55 June 16, 2024
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Rage-dumped

Rage-dump: when an internet poster literally shits himself due to the anger induced by someone disagreeing with his opinions.
TOC was so angry that another poster had a different opinion on college football realignment that he rage-dumped.
by JoeyJoeJoeShabadoo Jr June 26, 2024
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Royal Dump

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!
by OilySaltine July 26, 2023
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bungee dumping

When you have stringy poop that doesn't disconnect when you take a shit leaving part of the shit dangling from your anus.
Dude I took a huge dump last night but it didn't cut. Man, I was totally bungee dumping.
by teddybearslayer102 October 19, 2015
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