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Gamer Taboos

Gamer Taboos are the backbone of the average gamer's life. If but one of these are broken, the gamer will never live up to his previous peak again. The Gamer Taboos are as follows:
1. Gamers may not speak to women
2. Gamers must avoid basic hygiene at all costs
3. Gamers may not traverse within 50 ft (~15 meters) of grass, unless financially necessary (Family related instances are not allowed, unless you are Vin Diesel in the flesh.)
4. Gamers must go to sleep at a time past midnight
5. Don't use Reddit (Use of Reddit for valuable information is allowed.)
Gamer 1 - "Ayo, brb. I'm finna take a shower."
Gamer 2 - "Nah bro, don't do it; that's one of the Gamer Taboos."
Person 1 (Formerly Gamer 1) - "Hell naw, that's gross as hell." *leaves*
Gamer 2 - "smh my head."
by Fillapulated July 21, 2021
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mad gamer hysteria

when you go crazy after playing competitive games for an extended period of time
help bruvvvvvvvvvvv i cantt take it anymore no more league plzzzzz bruv
lets play one more bruvv

bruv we are suffering from mad gamer hysteria
by pooooooooopybuttlemonke July 28, 2021
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Gamer Gulp

Any liquid that a gamer drinks that enhances their 1337 gaming abilities, usually loaded with caffeine and other chemicals you can't pronounce.
Alex: "Ayo Matt, what is that sloshing noise I'm hearing over the mic?"

Matt: "Sorry bro, I'm shaking up some Gamer Gulp right now. I need some energy to pick up some Final Fantasy babes tonight."
by Sabown February 15, 2022
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gamer-like

gamer-like: to be cool in every possible way

verb;can used to as an excuse to hide something
person:wow that guy did a sick kickflip, he's pretty gamer-like

person:hey why you hacking into the south aribian mainframe

person:its gamer-like
by gamer_scrub33 February 20, 2022
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Raging Gamer

A Raging Gamer Is A Person Who Most likely Streams. They Get Angry When Somebody Is Winning Against Them. They Mostly Say: Stop Cheating! Or: Rage Quit. They Break Many Things When They Get Angry ~_~ Good Examples Of Games People Rage In: Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox, and more. The Sentence:
Other Gamer: *Winning*
Raging Gamer: *Destroys PC* FUCK! YOU HACKER!
Other Gamer And Viewers: What Is Happening??
by A _User_Claire February 22, 2022
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Gamer

A person who on average has way more friends than you ever will even tho they are online they are known longer than most friends a gamer can stay up till 3 AN and fap for days upon end not very athletic hapersistent. And peristent.
The gamer executed 800 POWs in mount and blade bannerlord.
by Shadowraidergamingyt February 22, 2022
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gamer

someone who hasnt touched grass in over 69 years... ~wink~

(also someone who plays games)
The gamer last touched grass... never. This inormaton is unknown and classified
by Stonkrayz February 24, 2022
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