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Fuck ass

A feral intensifier slapped in front of a noun (usually facial hair) to express unhinged levels of admiration, respect, and thirst. Typically reserved for a mustache so full, so perfectly groomed, and so powerfully present that it could get its own zip code. Saying someone has a “fuck ass mustache” is not an insult—it’s a badge of honor. The kind of compliment that lets the world know you’d throw away your 401k just to twirl the ends of that masterpiece between your fingers.
I want a meaty, tatted man, with a fuck ass mustache
by DirtyHippieAlex July 19, 2025
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ass dust cookies

those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party
Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!
by SUBM4CH1N3 March 20, 2023
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CHOW ASS

1) The act of eating ass in an all-out manner. There is no second guessing, no hesitation, no asking for permission, no being a little bitch; you just go for it like you own their butthole. Tongue usually penetrates far beyond the rim- the true portal to their soul.

2) The destigmatization of anilingus:
Chow Ass: "I would never lick her butt (that's disgusting), but I would DEFINITELY chow her ass"
by thisisclassmore May 19, 2023
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bitch ass niggas

adj. used to describe a Rhodes University gent.
Natasha: What do you think about those guys from res?
Palesa: oh they're such bitch ass niggas
by pretty girl10 February 13, 2024
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cool ass min

It say it been a long time or haven't talked in a while
Foo 1: bro hyb its been a cool ass min since we talked
Foo 2 : it been arl
by Slay.t3mper September 26, 2020
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Friday Night Funkin': The Full-Ass Game

It's just never coming. The base game? It's good for a free rhythm game. The mods? They're alright, those are what have been keeping FNF alive this whole darn time! The community? The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
Jimmy: Yo, have you heard of Friday Night Funkin': The Full-Ass Game?
Jerry: Yep, it ain't coming out.
by Mr. Dingleberry IV November 14, 2023
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Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.
“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”
by MrWigglyDick May 9, 2022
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