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cunt ass mother fucking bullshit

WOW SHE GIVES ALOT OF CUNT ASS MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT
by cookie DUUUUUUUUUDE July 21, 2017
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fucking shit up after the fact

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying
When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!
by Tom vape September 26, 2017
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Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ

(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.
"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."
by Jesus Tits December 12, 2008
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bad ass mother fucking savage

one who is super savage at something in sports
that kid was being a bad ass mother fucking savage at shooting doubles
by yurok69 June 11, 2008
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fuck you i love you

1. You're my homey for life
2. You're my dawg
3. You ma nigga
by Bayshelle January 12, 2009
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fuck em and feed em fish

1. the act of impressing a woman

2. a saying used to describe something you do with women

3. indifference towards some group of people
When trying to impress a date, Norman commented, "You know what I say, fuck em and feed em fish!".
by Greg8683 July 20, 2006
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