cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly
Mika, cool my jets”
by Mikaaaaa November 13, 2018
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A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls
by Hugeballguy June 01, 2024
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My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.
Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.
by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021
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no patterns on my quarter

Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.
John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”
by GL Bacchus September 21, 2023
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I want it in my bowl

When you see something so good and you just need it in your bowl.
I saw my friend eating an ice cream so I said I want it in my bowl
by Prince_of_aces June 04, 2021
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Flacco my cracko

A man with a little penis. So small and doesn’t read a uvula.
by Wallyos November 29, 2023
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flacco my cracko

A nonsense expression that sounds like innuendo used to gauge how another person will react to something.

Like working our Joe Flacco to be your QB and seeing how things turn out.

Made popular by the radio show/podcast common man and t-bone.
Hey, wanna flacco my cracko?
by Spokensilent January 08, 2024
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