Old Swinford Hospital school

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush

year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"

by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024

school

prison

person 1: i hate school
person 2: same

by funny cube guy February 26, 2024

Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

coon school

a “coon school” is school in a “coon” neighborhood(The hood) These kids in these schools are usually flashing their “drip drip” and their rap skills. These school usually have 10 fights a week because of gang related activities.

Man i know that nigger goes to coon school. Didn’t you hear those damned niggers had a shootout at that coon school

by nigger hunter alabama style March 2, 2024

british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.

Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

liberty creek school

Rich kids high school that took all the money and students and teachers. It’s still not finished. Act like college kids. All of them are furries.

You hear about the high school kids who howl?

You mean liberty creek school?

by anonymous March 12, 2024

AL Maarifa International Private school

probably the worst school in the world let alone Sharjah with drunk teachers and dumb kids they always make you pass no matter what and every exam has like nothing to do with what you studied

Bro: Hey should I join AL Maarifa international private school?

Me: Bro no that school is a animal park with dumb teachers don't join it

Bro: understandable have a horrible day

by hosein al sha7at March 13, 2024