Fuck my old sea bones

An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.

Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.

"well Fuck my old sea bones"

"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"

by Al8xXx January 12, 2012

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fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

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what the fuck is wrong with you man?

When someone is litteraly stupid you say "what the fuck is wrong with you man?"

by pampilot2 October 11, 2023

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fuck me yourself you coward

a perfect way to deflect someone saying "fuck you!"

person1: FUCK YOU
person2: FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!

by sampam January 13, 2023

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Getfuckistan (get-fuck-es-stan)

A COMMON PLACE FOR IDIOTS AND ASSHOLES, LOCATED NEAR "BUM-FUCKED EGYPT"

GETFUCKISTAN (get-fuck-es-stan)- An unfamiliar and foreign place, that when you arrive, you realize that you are FUCKED!
waking up in unfamiliar and hostile surroundings after a night out drinking, hence-"fucked", somewhere in getfuckistan.

HEY MAN, LOOKS LIKE WE PASSED BUM-FUCKED EGYPT... WE'RE IN GETFUCKISTAN!

by Dr. Spankenstein October 23, 2019

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