Brown “e”

When somebody wastes a whole shitload of brown construction paper and cuts them into the shape of an E, they make brown e’s.

Dummy: Anybody want some brown “e”s?
Person: Sure! (realizes they are actually the letter e)
Dummy: They are the most popular letter out there!

by Budo's Kid Sister April 22, 2019

Brown Shield

When a cop breaks up your house party, while he/she is inside and making everyone leave inside, you go out and take a dump on the cop car's windshield.

I gave a cop a brown shield since I was kicked out of this party and really needed to go Number 2.

by Halloween Prankster November 1, 2009

Brown Twerk

The act of twerking on a man’s penis while shitting

Ahh man, Last night was Lit - I got the brown twerk.

by Twerk master June 15, 2020

Brown cloud

When you blown cocaine into someone’s butthole, and they immediately fart it back out into the air and you inhale it into your nose.

He blew cocaine into my ass before I was able to brown cloud his face.

by Jujumelvin December 2, 2017

brown-housing

1. verb. present tense : brown-housing; past tense: brown-housed The act of one who is proud of their bowel movement achievement to the extreme that one leaves the fecal log in the toilet without flushing so that in a multi-person home can be found by an unsuspecting housemate.

We had to evict him for brown-housing.

by JohnAar September 6, 2016

brown salad

Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.

Damn baby, your brown salad tastes like that waitress Sean’s mouth from DinerTime

by bussboii November 22, 2017

brown things

The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex

oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things

by SavageCabbageAF March 9, 2017