Thomas Schulz is a very cute and fat person, who won´t buy people what they want. He is annoying and a very fat cunt.
by stealex November 3, 2020
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Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary
Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself
Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself
by J0e m4ma April 22, 2022
Get the Thomas Andary mug.Thomas has GORGEOUS blue eyes and dark brown hair. He is beyond cute and never wants to stop the conversation. He is especially great at basketball and football. He goes through crushes fast but when he finds one that he likes a lot he tells them and they instantly fall for him. He is one of the smartest boys in the grade even if he won’t admit it. Thomas can text for hours on end and will sometimes call you just for the hell of it. All the teachers love him because of his unexplainable personality. He treats those he trusts like friends and tell his best friends everything. Thomas knows how to tease someone without going to far. He is the best boyfriend ever and is a romantic. I can’t say enough about him.
Girl: Thomas told me he likes me and know I don’t even know why I’m falling for him
Girls friend: I know I love his blue eyes!! I wish he liked me.
Girls friend: I know I love his blue eyes!! I wish he liked me.
by Hermione Granger 2.0 February 25, 2020
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by minatozakii July 31, 2021
Get the ginger thoma mug.Thomas: Hey James, Tracy won’t let me fuck her
James: Yeah I know
Tracy: (yells from the bedroom) hey James get back in here and have your way with me
James:Alright babe
Tracy:By the way kick out Thomas he’s killing the mood
James: Thomas get the fuck out
Thomas: Alright
James: Yeah I know
Tracy: (yells from the bedroom) hey James get back in here and have your way with me
James:Alright babe
Tracy:By the way kick out Thomas he’s killing the mood
James: Thomas get the fuck out
Thomas: Alright
by Tracy’s Lover November 15, 2021
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by notsomeoneyoushouldworryabout April 16, 2022
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