Thomas

Literally a dolphin (Google what dolphins do to each other... It‘s sexual. Don‘t do it if you‘re under 21 ugly gen z)

#1 Did you hear what Thomas did?
#2 Yeah, she‘s such a dolphin.

by stupidasshoe33 October 31, 2019

Thomas

Weird cute dork asshole

Thomas is pretty cute, but hes an asshole

by Lanu September 15, 2019

Thomas Minchin

The type of man you will find you is extremely easy to punch, however goes to the gym and could crush you with his hands but he is the equivalent of a child.

being defined as Thomas Minchin what are you doing Punches* 'Im playing bee swarm!'

by Billy41208 August 1, 2024

Thomas

The best one ever!

The best one ever is Thomas.

by Anonymous8281 September 25, 2019

Thomas J

Thomas is a very good boy and his hair is very spiky.

Hi Thomas J can i pat your hair??
Sure i know it is very spiky heehee

by Jayden's Name sucks September 1, 2022

Thomas

He's a cool guy once you get to know him he is a medium sized black man with curly brown hair and brown eyes he loves to flirt with girls and usually has a best friend named Val.

OMG it's a Thomas

by Thomas on May 23, 2018

Thomas Richardson

A very sexy man, of whom Sammy Machlachganahshan is betrothed to.
This is a rare creature, who you will often seeing feasting on garden dirt, and flossing his fangs with grass.
This man should not be approached under any circumstance, unless you wish to talk about trees with him, in which case he will flounder around like a puppy and ask many questions about the women in your life.
If you wish to feed this noble creature, it primarily feasts on mud, meat and anything alcoholic, especially gin (disgusting I know).

That man Thomas Richardsoned that bike.

Jesus that man sure does love bikes.

Did I see him j*rking off to a bike?

I think he likes bikes an awful lot.

I'm gonna find Susan Brown.

by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum) October 11, 2022