Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.

by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023

Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

Sleep

Similar to drugs , another way to escape life.

I need sleep

by ______|||||_|_|_|_|_| August 13, 2023

sleep camera

The images that relay in your head while dreaming in a reoccurring fashion showing symbolic meaning

ex. She new her sleep camera was on point when the dream she had for the last couple of nights revealed to her her true intent

by Doeadeer1 November 11, 2017

Sleep

What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.

Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020

Mega Sleep

That feeling of existential dread and depression that you have to carry on yourself. The only way to resolve this issue is to sleep.

Friend : Hey man wyd tonight?
Me : Man idk I think I'm gonna mega sleep...
Friend : Oh shit man you aight?

by CommunistGaben_ July 23, 2018

Sleep Curling

Tucking your dick under you so you piss up your back while sleeping.

Mike: Why do you smell like piss?
Brad: I was sleep curling last night.

by Nicky Tesla November 9, 2017