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Morgan Freeman Law

If a movie, TV special, or any source of entertainment that involves with Morgan Freeman, then it is worth watching. Even if the story is horrible or confusing, you have to admit that Morgan Freeman did a great job in that production because it's Morgan Freeman. For example, Evan Almighty has a horrible story, but the only reason why you would want to watch it all over again it's because of Morgan Freeman. Another example is The Love Guru. That movie is horrible from the start to finish, but the only thing you would praise about that movie is Morgan Freeman's voice because it's Morgan Freeman.
Guy 1: Dude, Now You See Me was confusing!
Guy 2: I know right? But I'm here for Morgan Freeman!
Guy 1: Why man?
Guy 2: The Morgan Freeman Law. He's pretty kickass in it.
by MorFree September 14, 2013
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Massachusetts mother in law

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .
"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..
by NEhater January 8, 2014
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Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.
Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself
by Spinter April 7, 2021
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Chow-Li law

No matter how good you are at something, there will always be someone younger and more Asian than you who is better.
Person 1: Bruh, I am like *the* master at crowdsurfing

Person 2: Nah, remember the Chow-Li law
by oct3/4 June 24, 2016
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Karamazov law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
e.g. If a relationship looks amazing on Instagram, it is likely near breaking point in reality.
"My buddy married a bridezilla. They are still together 10 years later. She posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice, it's a classic example of the Karamazov law"
by KindaTallGuy January 7, 2021
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common law girlfriend

Two people who having been getting together for a while but won't admit they are in a relationship
Robin is Barney's common law girlfriend on How I Met Your Mother
by Bobun 5ever August 5, 2012
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lay down the law

Start controlling the situation and enforce your rules.
"I layed down the law and now my wife doesnt cheat on me anymore."
by Diego September 4, 2003
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