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kong fucking

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.
Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking
by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019
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squid fuck

A noob squid is cumming, which is called squid fuck
by Fuckrick November 28, 2022
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shredded as fuck

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner
JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "
by defining life bro March 6, 2015
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Bunk as Fuck

Rico: Did you see Deena's hoop nose ring? It totally clashes with her blonde hair. It looks Bunk as Fuck.

Tito: Yea, she don't look slammin' like Samantha who has a hot stud nose ring.

RIco: Bleep Deena. Let's go hang with our dego brothers.
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Fuck Blocker

1) Verb: The process of bottlenecking a door or passage in a game, thus screwing the turn economy of allies.
2) Verb: When Elle won't bounce on Steve's long & thin dick.
3) Noun: (Fuck Block-er) Someone or something that regularly causes Fuck Blocking to occur.
1) "Darius is Fuck Blocking the door to the next room! My character is useless now!"
2) "Goddamnit Steve, your dick is too long & thin"
3) "Steve's dick is such a Fuck Blocker, he doesn't even know. Ask his wife."
by OSTBearBnT November 12, 2021
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Lip Fuck

To makeout with someone but very fucking aggressively, like you have been starving for years and those lips infront of you, is the only food available for now.
Her: Stop just dirty talking Mick and eat me like you mean it already.

Mick: Keep shut, and dont blame me later saying i didnt warn you then *smirks, then grabs her waist and pulls her up, pushes her against the wall, pulls her hair and then lip fucks her like a zombie* mmmm~~

Her: *wraps her legs around his waist* mmmm~~
by Mick_6.9 September 10, 2020
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fuck wizard

A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.
Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
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