dudes in your cereal

literal, real life dudes swimming in your cereal.

“yo who’s swimming in my cereal?”
“I think there’s dudes in your cereal”

by doggy_047 October 3, 2025

Dude

A term for a man, used by women to refer to guys that have a ZERO percent chance of getting in their pants.

Also look out for ‘bro’ and ‘mate’.

*in the car with female friend*

Samantha: “Dude can you turn your music down a bit?”

Mick: “Sure.” (friend zone face)

by Dr.Bobert October 13, 2022

This Dude

A phrase used to humiliate someone who said something ridiculous or goofy.

Person 1: I heard that if you fuck a squirrel your dick turns big and black.

Person 2: This dude.

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

dude-time

a spray that attracts the ladies. EPISODE: The Unicorns have got to go

Dude-Time, for men.

by cooldude2144 December 20, 2022

Dude chemistry

Platonic chemistry present in all dude-dude interaction, which contributes to compatibility and success in dude-dude relations.

1. "I thought you were going out tonight?" "Nah my dude chemistry with Chris is all whack now, I'm staying home."

2. "Hey is it cool if Jordan comes to?" "I guess man....that guy and I have like negative dude chemistry though."

3. "Man when you and Brock are together you guys are so freaking funny. Your dude chemistry is off the charts." "Dude that's weird, don't say that."

by spybat January 8, 2010

floating dude

A person who just isn't all there... Also known as a 'floater'. Also see 'Quade'.

Did you see that dumbass last night? What a floating dude

by bling223344 February 12, 2008

my dude

Whenever you see him, be ready to hear “it is Tuesday my dudes!”

Whenever you see him, be ready to hear “it is Tuesday my dudes!”

by Hash harto November 22, 2021