dry heap

when something/someone is fucked really fucking hard and said thing/person that was fucked is fucked

person 1: "evan was a dry heap after i was done fucking him"
person 2: "shit bro are you gay"

by teaketchup October 20, 2022

Dry peanutbutter jar

A loser with no friend whatsoever

Person 1: That guy is such a dry peanutbutter jar

by ImAIdiot12 October 22, 2022

dry peanutbutter jar

Your mom

Person 1: you suck

Person 2: Dry peanutbutter jar

by ImAIdiot12 October 22, 2022

dry tweaker

Someone in recovery who talks about drugs a lot, usually an early indication of relapse

Man, for someone who's been clean for 16 months, they sure talk about drugs a lot.
She's obviously a dry tweaker

by Becca Sunshine October 23, 2022

Dry Butt Hole

A dry, hairy, crusty butthole

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butt hole

by Some rando out there January 8, 2022

Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.

I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker

by joviravi January 17, 2022

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022