December 7

National take a sh!t day

You: Hey toilet, how's your day?
Toilet: It's been good I've been chilling, how about you?
You: Its been good.
A few minutes later...
You: Dang that felt nice!
Toilet: WHAT WAS THAT MAN!?!?
You: Its December 7

by CharliDamelioHasNoTalent December 6, 2020

December 18th

National send soapy tittys day

Me: It’s december 18th
Girls around the world : Here’s a soapy titty pic

by me the third 3 December 17, 2020

December 21st

On December 21st, you should give your most depressed, darkest, or loneliest friend a big hug. (because it’s that time of year and no one should be alone during that time of year)

Person 1: hey, it’s December 21st, you know what that means!
Person 2: I always look forward to today *hugs*

by NoirTheTimeless December 17, 2021

December 13th

Hug a your short friend day

December 13th has been declared huh a short friend day show your short friend some love and give them a hug

by ShyTaco December 11, 2019

December 28

Its the best birthday to exist. You are very lucky to be born on this date. A new age, and new year. 3 days after Christmas, meaning birthday gifts straight after Christmas and you still have Boxing Day to get sale off many of the things you want for your birthday.

December 28th is the date between the new year and Christmas. You have a great birthday while have a fresh start and Christmas moments.

"She/he/they are very lucky to be born on December the 28th"

by best_birthday October 22, 2022

December 2

A really important person birthday.

Omg! It’s december 2nd, it’s someone who’s very important a birthday!

by Martes December 8, 2020

December 27

December 27 is the day you have all been waiting for. Ask your crush out! The day you will finally ask your crush out so you won’t be a pussy.

“girlll, it’s december 27 today!! are u gonna do it?”
“wait girl do what?”
“ASK ETHAN OUT OF COURSE! YOU LIKED HIM FOR YEARS.”
“obviously, how can i forget december 27?”

by ilovefrankocean123 December 6, 2022