Cow laugh

When you get a fat person really high and they laugh so hard they tip themselves over.

I got him so high he cow laughed himself off the couch.

by Samoa Cookies January 14, 2016

Scary cow guy

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.

Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.

by srygrndma December 02, 2018

Cow style

Cow style is when a woman pours milk down your meatus or penis hole and then jerks it off so your unsure whether you ejaculated sperm or milk

Female Companion: What do you wanna do tonight
You: I would love to do it Cow style

by Nigga Central October 05, 2023

The cow

An evil being that is behind of everything.

Always blame the cow.

"Oh, the cow confused me, again"

"Of course, it's always the cow"

by Nyx, you builder August 15, 2022

the cow

cows eat grass

my cow eats other cows,

that's weird
the cow

by TheTrueHggiv December 01, 2020

vile cow

Harry styles

"Have you ever met such a vile cow before!"
"Yes, I met harry styles on the street."

by vgybll September 11, 2022

Tie-dye cow

It’s a very fat person that is in a tie-dye jumpsuit that flicks you off at a target parking lot driving the opposite way bc they are scared of u

That tie-dye cow is flicking off my 16 year old.

by Targetlover239 August 04, 2019