The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
Get the Belles' Suitorsmug. Belle is a slang word that you can call someone who is a very annoying white, generic bitch. A Belle often has short brown hair but it can of course vary.
Damn, what the fuck you doing Belle???
by WWWThievaTrapstar November 5, 2019
Get the Bellemug. by girl who got fired at tacobell October 15, 2019
Get the Taco Bellmug. Who, Jamie last night was actin like a taco bell last nite! my ass hurts, and now i can squeeze3 dicks in there!
by TWENTY ØNE PILØTS trash October 18, 2016
Get the Taco Bellmug. a name given to a ginger kid who seems (in the slightest normal on the outside) but is actually pretty much just an extremely horny self centred manipulative cocky selfish alpha mindset man-slag who does nothing but try to get something out of every girl that shows any genuine interest in him. Hopefully one day he will understand that relationships aren’t just a build up to fucking the horny cunt that’s not all that matters
A point of advice: u might as well suck ur own dick because at this point you’ve talked to half the school and i smell desperation from the amount of people you’ve talked to that are seen as below you in the little league of our school.
anyway, if this is found, ur either a) a stranger who knows a different LB b) madly in love w that guy (he doesn’t really care about you)
or c) you’re lucas bell himself… and in that case ur just cocky for searching urself up (or ur just a cocky person in general)
but who am i to talk…
xoxo
gg
A point of advice: u might as well suck ur own dick because at this point you’ve talked to half the school and i smell desperation from the amount of people you’ve talked to that are seen as below you in the little league of our school.
anyway, if this is found, ur either a) a stranger who knows a different LB b) madly in love w that guy (he doesn’t really care about you)
or c) you’re lucas bell himself… and in that case ur just cocky for searching urself up (or ur just a cocky person in general)
but who am i to talk…
xoxo
gg
subject a: Oh yeah lucas bell had a thing for her as well… Did you not know?
subject b: Oh it seems like he’s gone through half the girls at this point
subject b: Oh it seems like he’s gone through half the girls at this point
by xoxo.gg January 16, 2024
Get the lucas bellmug. When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022
Get the Taco Bell Wishing Wellmug. It is a women’s clothing brand that originated from Ghana. And they have clothes for every body size.
One thing I love about Lucky Belles is that, they don’t discriminate like the other famous clothing brands.
by prettyboyken February 17, 2025
Get the Lucky Bellesmug.