when an ugly Asian wants a
one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle
one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle
by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016
Get the asian beetlemug. Dylan: "Yo it's Asian James guys!! I WANNA KISS HIM"
Chris: "James my BELOVED!"
Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."
Chris: "James my BELOVED!"
Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."
by TheGodofFascism March 11, 2023
Get the Asian Jamesmug. by weebonilicious July 28, 2009
Get the Blamer-asianmug. 1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.
2. A fortune cookie.
Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017
Get the Asian Cookiemug. When an Asian girl receives two erect penises at the same time from both her anus and vagina, while in a standing position, creating a chopstick effect with the two dongs.
Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.
by mXPhoeniX March 19, 2024
Get the Asian Chopstixxxmug. The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.
-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
by real_name_taken September 28, 2015
Get the asian hibernationmug. 