a bunch of mediocre white men in their 30s still writing songs about high school and kissing underage girls.
by twoheadedmother September 28, 2021
Get the pop punkmug. A “punk” who may or may not go to shows, but doesn’t listen to the libertarian or anarchic messages of the bands they listen to. They believe the bands they listen to adhere somehow to their authoritarian hateful ideologies, but they are sorely mistaken. Usually you can catch them wearing ushankas with the Soviet star pinned on them, dirty tank tops, and camo military pants similar to Nazi Punk attire. They also have greasy long undyed hair, lots of zits on their faces, and are usually 13 years old or 18+ but with suspicious attractions to minors…
Scam: “Yo bro who was that kid trying to sing that stupid ass Russian anthem song in the mosh pit??”
Twister: “I dunno man, prolly jus some lame ass tankie punk.”
Scam: “Wow! What a fucking poser! Does he not know that Nazi Punks Fuck Off includes Red Fash???”
Twister: “I dunno man, prolly jus some lame ass tankie punk.”
Scam: “Wow! What a fucking poser! Does he not know that Nazi Punks Fuck Off includes Red Fash???”
by lmaomeanlickmyassout July 29, 2022
Get the Tankie Punkmug. That stuttering, mumbling little punk just told you go fuck yourself because he drank the drink you told him to go get, since he couldn't tell the difference between you and a mirage. Are you gonna let him get away with that, what is this world coming to?
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
Get the Punkmug. by Mitsouw June 24, 2022
Get the Sex Punkmug. Man don't bring him along he is a punk if he drinks then you know you have stick up for him so someone does not hurt him.
by FM Punk October 17, 2018
Get the Punkmug. A sub-genre of garage rock characterized by the same amount of effort, polish, and talent required to produce a fart. Often lo-fi, obnoxious, and proudly unrefined, fart punk embraces sloppiness, absurd lyrics, and chaotic energy. It's the sonic equivalent of kicking over a trash can and calling it art—with a beat.
"Bro, did you hear that new band Dumpster Baby Explosion? Total fart punk. It sounds like they recorded it in a bathroom on a flip phone."
"Man, Tyler keeps recommending me these shitty fart punk bands like Rotten Nachos and Bleach Church—I swear he's trolling me at this point."
"Man, Tyler keeps recommending me these shitty fart punk bands like Rotten Nachos and Bleach Church—I swear he's trolling me at this point."
by Mr. Hetried May 28, 2025
Get the Fart Punkmug. by Amogus Sussi Baka August 30, 2023
Get the Decepticon Punkmug.