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Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.
Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,
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Chilly Willy

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Willy Winks

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Janaiya Willis

Janaiya Willis's are perfection at it's finest. They can be the kindest but meanest girls in the world. If you're friends with a Janaiya Willis she will be the best looking person you know with a funny personality. Don't ever get on Janaiya's bad side or you will be in a world of hurt. She can be your best friend, therapist, and girlfriend all in one.
Never turn your back on a Janaiya Willis or she will come for you.
Man: "Is that Janaiya Willis?"
Man 2: "Yeah I'd totally rail her"
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Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
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Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka or Willy My Wonka occurs during a threesome. The Wonka gets deepthroated and with the thick deepthroat saliva dripping from the erect cock the Willy rubs his dick against it. Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy My Wonka”?
Hence the sayingDo you want to Willy Wonka”?
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