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Messy willy

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.
by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020
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Big Willie Style

When you're a world famous closeted bisexual man smashing your male lover and your controlling wife is simultaneously pegging you from behind.
Duane: I pulled out the Big Willie Style on my buddy last night!
TMZ Reporter: I'm sorry to hear that bro!
by Ben Shapiro's Mom November 21, 2023
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Silly Willy

Someone named will that is a dumbass.
Oh look at him being a silly Willy with his toy cat
by Cat🐥 October 21, 2019
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Willy

A person with no hoes they dont one either there bitchass lazy ass wants to play roblox 24/7 and drinks monsters cuz there lazy bitchass wanna play a free gambling game they sit in there grandmas basement and watch roblox sex cuz there bitch ass gay ass nigga bitchass self is to lazy to pull one
that bitchass is a willy he aint got no hoes, dont talk to that dude he a willy
by yobitchassmom July 1, 2024
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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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Moist willy

The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.
I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.
by Queefgiver January 5, 2025
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smoke a willy

Yesterday my friend and I decided we wanted to smoke a willy
by Jacob1231241 June 12, 2018
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